Get Laid in Vegas

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Getting Laid in Las Vegas is easy, very easy. How can I say that? Because if all else fails You can use the 1000’s of girls that are begging to be Your date for money, of course.

Who can You hook up with besides the Escorts all over Vegas? Ordinary girls that are going to Vegas in groups or packs, depending on Your terms. These Girls are part of a Bachelorette party weekend, easy pickings. They get drunk all over Vegas, sometimes in broad daylight. You will see the bride usually dressed in something to humiliate Her, like a wedding vial or sometimes a bikini in a place where a bikini isn’t normally seen. Pay no attention to Her in Your plan, focus on the rest of the pack. There is someone in this pack that You can make eye contact with. As You keep eye contact with that one girl give the bride the attention She is due but not more attention than the one girl, forget the rest, but never be rude to the rest. You will always get overruled or dogged by the majority of the pack if You are only nice to one girl so spread it around but never loose focus on the one that You caught eyes with. Ask the pack to join Your pack for a drink, they rarely say no and if they do Fu*k them! move on to  the next pack.
As They are getting drunk slip the one girl Your phone number telling Her to call You when She can slip away from the den mother or the rest of the pack. Show Her a little affection but not so much that the pack notices it too much. She will call but You might be hooked up with Someone else by then because You are going to do this with at least three girls to increase Your odds.

Sports Bars: This is easier for girls than guys to get hooked up (duh). All the girls have to do is join in on the cheering from the table or stool of their target. But guys can do the same, there are some girls in the sports bars. If they are there, You can easily break the silence talking about sports. If the sports bar is all dudes, leave immediately, do not waste time and money if there is no puss.

Casino Bars: There are likely packs of girls in casino bars in packs of 3 or more. If this is a casino bar that has a specialty drink, like a yard of something, offer the girls one. If they are gambling tell them how to play the game they are playing, they hardly ever know more than You do. Always team up with one without offending the others and always slip the one girl Your number to call You when she can get away, maybe when the others take a nap or retire for the evening.

Nightclubs: If You are super hot or super rich, yes. If not, no chance. You will buy 1000’s of dollars worth of drinks for packs of girls and get nothing because she will get so tired she will want sleep more than sex and not only that, she might get too drunk then You might be accused of taking advantage of Her. Never hook up with a drunk girl, make sure they understand what is going on.

People watching: Bird calls never work at construction sites but it sometimes does in Las Vegas. The reason is, at a construction site it is one girl and 100 dirty guys, no girl is going to stop and say, thanks for whistling at me now come F&ck me! But In Vegas, getting laid from a bird call is very possible. The girl is buzzed or slightly drunk and very horny (they all are) and loves the attention You just gave Her, You can always call out, Where You from? after You used Your favorite bird call that she giggled about. A good one is to call each girl by a celebrity They look like. If it is a pack of girls with big asses, You ask if You can Keep up with the Kardashians, see through shirt, call out Hannah Montana, ect….There is always something they know is directed to them, watch the giggle then talk more. No giggle, wrong bird call, wait for next one.

If You are really intend on getting laid, You can always fall back on the Las Vegas Locals but You don’t need to do that until You know there is no other possibility. On the other hand, many Guys decide to go Escort early so they can get that off the agenda then go gamble, eat, drink and sleep.

How many Girls do You think go to Vegas without their boyfriend, husband or girlfriend? Plenty! They promise not to be bad and they leave with all the conservative clothes that the hubby or boyfriend watched them pack. But guess what? The one single girl in the group has packed all the slutty clothes for the whole group and now they are dressed like whores, unlike anything their boyfriend or husband has ever seen them wear and they want attention. They want to get laid and the Person they hook up with will likely not be as hot as what they left at home. Girls in Vegas are real, not bullshit, they want attention, they want to hook up for the thrill of almost getting caught, of doing something they shouldn’t. Plenty of guys have hooked up with girls that are far below the quality of what they have at home but they still do it. Don’t kid Yourself thinking girls are any different because in Vegas, they are exactly the same as guys WHORES!

If all else fails, remember, 20 minutes or less to Your room, but don’t make the call when You are tired, You likely will pass out before she gets to the room and there is nothing worse than waking up to a knock at the door from a stranger and You have no idea how they got there.

Don’t be a tool: Don’t pile in 4 or more guys to a room, if You cannot afford a nice hotel it is better to stay in a cheap hotel that You can afford by Yourself or no more than one roommate. If You must have a roommate, get rid of him or them when You are going to get laid and keep the room neat, nothing is more of a turn off than a messy room with a roommate scratching His nuts in the next bed. Even a rented girl deserves some respect so keep it clean but always keep money hidden or better yet, locked away in the safe.

If You do find a straight, non escort Girl and You intend to have a one night stand, have some sort of texting between You and Her and make certain You mention sexual intercourse. Trust Me, this can be useful if things change the next day.

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Inside a Nevada Brothel, near Las Vegas

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In Nevada, only Counties with populations under 400,000 can legally have brothels, of course that leaves Las Vegas out, so in order to visit a brothel You must drive 45 to 60 minutes away. There are plenty of them, and I am not advertising them here. If You ever watch the Bunny Ranch on HBO, You might be like Me and wonder why it is such a piece of shit and who would stoop so low as to need to get laid there, but plenty of People do, so Why don’t they put some money in the place and make it more like a resort? Greed or the fact that they don’t have to. .
Getting Laid in Vegas has gotten more and more easy, from the old fashion way of finding a girl to hiring an Escort to leaving the strip and visiting a brothel.
The competition is mostly coming from the Las Vegas Strip, where prostitution is pushed via cards handed out at more than one per second.
The Brothel experience might be for You but I would advise watching this video before You decide that. It is not what I would call a sexy procedure, especially the first two steps. I say the first two steps, that is the first two after the meet and greet and picking the woman. The first step after that is when the woman takes You in a room the negotiate the price and the madam listens in on the intercom in the other room. This is so that the Whore or prostitute, whichever You prefer to call them will not rip off the house by skimming a little off the top.
The second step might be the worst, this is where the girl-whore-prostitute looks over Your genitals for noticeable problems and size.
The brothel experience is more clinical than having an Escort come to Your room. The brothel could be best described as a sex factory.

Las Vegas will arrest prostitutes, the old fashion type

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Las Vegas will arrest prostitutes, the old fashion type, by the old fashion type We mean, Hookers that walk the street soliciting business from random Men. And some have the guts to enter casinos and find lonely looking Men or any Man that makes eye contact and try to sell Him sex. Las Vegas has always frowned upon this type of prostitute because it is very bad for tourism, No One wants to see that when they are trying to have a little fun in Vegas. These type of prostitutes are also much more dangerous than the new and improved Las Vegas Escort. There is also the Las Vegas Mistresses, They are definitely even safer than is the Escort but the main thing is Las Vegas does not want a Hooker on the streets of Las Vegas. A traditional hooker cannot be tracked the way a Escort can, the Escort is called and a credit card is given to the escort service,  then the escort goes to the hotel where the Customer is. If something happens, like a thief or even worse, the Escort can be identified immediately. A Hooker may never be caught and more likely to rob a Customer. The method of using a Las Vegas mistress is getting more popular and will never harm tourism. That is more of an agreement between two adults and the mistress doesn’t even consider Herself a prostitute, even though She has multiple “friends” that visit Vegas and give her gifts.

Las Vegas Escorts, are they legal?

Las Vegas Escorts, are they legal?

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Las Vegas Escorts are the exception to the normal Escorts around the world. Since there is so many of them, they must compete and competition always brings out the best product. If You have been to Las Vegas You have seen the People handing out cards all over Vegas with Girls pictures on them and a phone number. The Shirts on the card slappers says “girls to Your room in 20 minutes or less“. Those cards have the picture of an actual girl that will come to Your room. I am not going to tell You that the picture and the Girl will look exactly alike, even real estate salesman have a picture that doesn’t match the real Person and those People are not trying to sell their body. So, Yes, the picture of the Las Vegas Escort on the card will be the absolute best the Girl has ever looked. But if You order a Girl for companionship or other purposes and She does not match Her picture, You can tell Her no thanks and try again. an,
Are Las Vegas Escorts legal? Yes, very much so. Is prostitution legal in Las Vegas? Absolutely not! As it is with any escort anywhere in the world, the activity You choose to have with them is up to You and Her but the process of calling a number off a card and meeting a Girl at Your room is 100 percent legal. The only problem that Las Vegas metro police have with the process is They want the escort company to clean up the cards that are thrown all over Vegas, mostly the Strip. Most People assumed that prostitution was legal in Las Vegas but it isn’t, You have to go about an hour away to find legal prostitution. Nevada laws says that Cities under 400,000 can have legal prostitution, that makes Reno and Las Vegas the only two that are illegal for prostitution. Oddly, they are the two that probably have the most of it, just not under the legal name. Are Las Vegas Escorts Safe?. According to statistics, yes, very safe, but then again if an Escort stole money from You, would You report it?

Las Vegas Escort Considerations:

Is it worth using an Escort vs finding some Girl in a Vegas nightclub or bar? Hell Yes! Remember that females have a huge advantage over Men when it comes to She said, He said. If You have random sex with a stranger and She wakes up foggy and doesn’t want to tell Her friends that She left with you on Her own free will, then You are in big, big trouble. Maybe You prove it was consensual sex after spending 100,000 dollars and one year of Your time. Or maybe the fact that You didn’t call the next day forces this Girl to cry rape, suddenly the Escort is looking really good. If You want to risk the random girl be sure to text Her during the night before sex telling her how You are going to fuck Her, eat Her or anything else as dirty as possible, that might be very useful in court. Remember, with an Escort You are not paying for sex, You are paying for Her companionship, what happens between two adults after that must be consensual.